epic fail

dear EFR,

so a comment was left in response to my last post which recommended i should talk more about sex. so i will. i have a friend who, last time, i spoke to him, had courted and slept with over 150 girls. he made a list for his girlfriend at the time, who is now, not surprisingly, his ex. he claims that over 75 of them (count 'em, SEVETY FUCKING FIVE) were virgins. now, i've had less sex than you would think (stop being so modest). i don't know what this says about either of us. sure, my friend is a good looking guy but he's got the confidence of a fox. me, i'm a decent looking dude (sorry for tooting my own horn here) and feign something barely passable as confidence. so, dudes out there. there is a formula. the mixture of confidence + not giving a fuck + a little bit of luck = action.



today has been mediocre so far. nothing bad, nothing good. turned in a paper and "forgot" to do an assignment for the same class. i feel justified in not doing it because i had more important shit due today. what else, what else. got the new shorebirds lp in the mail. i highly, highly recommend it. if you liked their 7 inch at all, 'it's gonna get ugly' is pretty much an extension of that except with better production. it is up for sale at 1-2-3-4 go! records. also, you can send ten bucks or something in a concealed envelope to rumbletowne records if you're into doing things the old-fashioned way.

so much shit to do. sooooo much shit to do.

i'm a shitty blogger. my friend pointed it out to me last night. i'll try to make this more interesting, maybe.

a choice quote from last night -

the wolf of step: Japan's index is already up 4.8%
the wolf of step: cot damn
an ignition key: that shit is nuts
the wolf of step: BONKERS
an ignition key: DUDE

love,
james

p.s. if you are a US citizen of voting age, vote tomorrow. please. i'm not into inserting verbose political appeals into my blog but this is an incredibly important election. do it up fools.